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Uniqueusername Update Watcher

Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 637 Location: Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:09 pm Post subject: (21st - July 2010) On the Job? |
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Link to the comic
A job, huh? I wonder what mess Dave is going to get in to now...  |
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freeflier Way Too Obsessed Sophomore
Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 4476 Location: Land of the webbed feet
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:52 pm Post subject: |
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Tyop alert! Diana's last line should be "Are there a lot of openings for professional wailing and moaning?"
And there are a surprising number in the tradtitional italian communities . . . but they all go to old women.
/flrrd/
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wacko Jumpin' Junior
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:06 pm Post subject: |
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Diana in her wisdom is getting Dave nicely set up to support Blue and talk to her, rather than him just exiting stage left. Just wait until Dave finds out that Blue's not pregnant after all. His relief will be massive. If in the future Blue does get pregnant, hopefully Dave would be able to handle it a lot better, being able to fall back on whatever he learns from this experience.
Also, Dave, what's up with staring at women's body parts when talking to them? |
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freeflier Way Too Obsessed Sophomore
Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 4476 Location: Land of the webbed feet
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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| wacko wrote: | | Also, Dave, what's up with staring at women's body parts when talking to them? |
He's a guy. /shrug/
More specifically, he's a non-dominant male . . . so he'll tend to not make eye contact. Constant eye contact is a dominance struggle.
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Mr. Xibalba Rocket Sophomore

Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 420 Location: 20° 40' 0.17"N, 103° 21' 01.23"W
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:14 pm Post subject: Getting an eyeful instead of an earful |
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In Dave's defense, it does look like Diana is about to do a Sharon Stone impersonation. And besides, Dave's 20! He's still has 5 years or so before his hormones finally start to oh, alright, alright. The guy is a slave of his own urges, there's no way around that.
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Or maybe there is? I wonder: If you made Dave stand between a very curvy woman in a sexy outfit and the biggest and most exquisite buffet evar, which one would appeal to Dave the most? (Note to Blue: Homework assignment - Behaviorism/Positive reinforcement therapy/BF Skinner)
And one thing Dave said puzzled me a bit. Why does he think "he's sooo expelled"? Do colleges expel student couples for getting pregnant? Or is it because he zapped Dover a few strips ago? _________________ Xochitica Ye Ihuan Cuicatica
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ˇMaya Niquintocain Intepilhuan,
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wacko Jumpin' Junior
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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Yeah, it's the Dover zapping thing. Fortunately, Dover didn't actually see Dave, so Dave probably got away with that one.
| Mr. Xibalba wrote: | | If you made Dave stand between a very curvy woman in a sexy outfit and the biggest and most exquisite buffet evar, which one would appeal to Dave the most? |
The answer to that might depend on how hungry Dave is, and whether the sexy woman is Blue. |
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Maritza Campos Cartooness

Joined: 11 Feb 2008 Posts: 824 Location: At your local internet
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wacko Jumpin' Junior
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Kill two birds with one stone, eh? Wouldn't that imply he's capable of thinking like Mike?  |
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Davecom3 Way Too Obsessed Sophomore
Joined: 06 Apr 2009 Posts: 1892 Location: ... Scanning... Scanning... Please Wait...
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Posted: Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Great, I can see it now, Diana. Dave tells Blue that he'll take care of them both and gets whacked for it. |
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Dexam Way Too Obsessed Sophomore

Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 2610 Location: Here and there.
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 12:21 am Post subject: |
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| Maritza Campos wrote: | He'd probably stuff his face while looking  |
And, knowing Dave, he'd inhale sharply at the wrong moment and have to be rescued by the sexy lady from choking to death on an appetizer.  _________________ "Dexam & April" Avatar by Maritza Campos.
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Stardrake Jumpin' Junior

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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:27 am Post subject: |
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D3's thoughts are in line with mine - I cannot see Blue responding well the Dave trying that line under current circumstances. Maybe if he remembers this advice if and when she actually does become accidentally pregnant.
| freeflier wrote: | Tyop alert! Diana's last line should be "Are there a lot of openings for professional wailing and moaning?"
And there are a surprising number in the tradtitional italian communities . . . but they all go to old women.
/flrrd/
--FreeFlier | Actually, I'd expect Diana to know all about professional wailing and moaning, if of an entirely different form... _________________ Current SAN: 24
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s1 Rocket Sophomore

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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 5:15 am Post subject: |
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Legs....
I mean... for someleg leggosed to be legs... err... No wait!
*ahem*
For someone supposed to be distracted for that beautiful, sexy, provocative, grabable, crime inducing pair of soft...
For someone supposed to be distracted with legs, Dave is much more coherent that i expected. I wonder if he'll end having a job before the misunderstanding is cleared.
And this scene is sooo misunderstanding fuel. Just wait until Cookie arrive.  |
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wacko Jumpin' Junior
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Posted: Thu Jul 22, 2010 8:41 am Post subject: |
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| Stardrake wrote: | | Actually, I'd expect Diana to know all about professional wailing and moaning, if of an entirely different form... |
I'm laughing too hard at the thought of Diana teaching Dave how to be a prostitute. Or would it be Paul teaching him? Paul would probably love that.  |
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kaura117 Fresher
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Posted: Sat Jul 24, 2010 1:20 am Post subject: |
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Isn't her question pretty easy to answer?
"Fox News Commentator."
badum-tssch. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all night~ |
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