(30th - July 2010) Crazy bitch vs. diseased ho

wacko · Jumpin' Junior Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 6634

Cookie is being really antagonistic towards Diana. Wonder if she's intentionally leading Diana somewhere? Perhaps to Roger, so that she can humiliate Diana some more and hammer in the fact that her relationship with Roger is over.

Couple of typos to be fixed in the strip:

The Dunedan · Rocket Sophomore Joined: 17 Feb 2008 Posts: 729

Uh-oh...

*Dunedan whirls away from his screen in Spec Alpha, yanking his POST out of a pocket and flipping up a thick, non-standard antenna. His face is nervous, and he's fidgety as he wait for whoever picks up on the other end.*

Hey! Maureen! Listen, is Richard or Jubal around? No? Look, I need you guys to check some things for me on Joe D, the were-coyote...no, run it past Mike and Mike, something's going really gorram loopy here...yeah, looks like at least one of Joe's hangers-on, this Cookie broad, might be some kinda religious fanatic! You know, American Taliban type...uh-huh, I thought so too. No, I don't know what she's personally up to with Diana, but if Joe's got this kind of a harpy hanging around I think we might have stumbled onto...well, he's rich, he's apparently keeping company with fanatical psuedo-Christians of some kind, and...yeah, that's what -I- thought. Down There had -way- too easy a time with this guy, and he seemed awfully interested in Margaret too, Little Miss Armageddon herself. I know, Maureen, believe me...I KNOW that's why I was sent here, TRUST ME on that one...Maureen, I...look, just see if Mike or Mike can find this bu-hao da-bizi waiguo fan-quai's last name.

*Dunedan hangs up with a grimace, keying a modification into his POST. Something obviously has him quite worried.*

Great. Scudder. Anything you like, that jackwagon's last name is ruttin' Scudder...

*Dunedan stomps out of Spec Alpha, obviously in a great hurry to get somewhere.*

Alice · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:15 pm Post subject:

I don't understand why Cookie is complaining. She has Roger, while Diana has not. Shouldn't she be happy?

wacko · Jumpin' Junior Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 6634

Cookie's not complaining. She's playing with her competition before she goes in for the kill (hopefully not literally).

At the least, Cookie wants Diana to stop chasing Roger.

Stardrake · Jumpin' Junior Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 14177

*clears throat*

While we will need to look into that possibility, Dunedan, it is possible she just happened to know that one without being a fundie whackjob. Plenty of people who aren't do.

Regarding Cookie having Roger - She may be winning now, but that doesn't mean the competition is down and out, especially if she smelled Diana on Roger. She wants Diana out of the competition entirely, not just lagging behind - for as long as Diana remains in the competition, she's a threat.

On the other hand, if she's thinking logically, she won't kill Diana, since that would likely turn Roger against her.
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Demon Cat · Fresher Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 145

I don't see where you're getting "possible Terrorist" Dun.
Besides her shirt is way too low and revealing to be near Taliban.

I just see an animal toying with it's prey. Cookie is obviously an assertive, alpha female that is not afraid to confront others. She smelled Roger on her territory and she's taking care of matters...hopefully not too permanently but eh. Maybe.
I'm thinking she's either leading her to Joe...or maybe to a safe place to go were and establish some boundaries.

Deity Jeff · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:15 am Post subject:

Mackus · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:01 am Post subject:

I guess i was right, Cookie wants to provoke Diana - but what is she planning?
I pity anyone foolish enought o get in between these too. Anyone remember how Roger tried to stop Diana and April catfight?

Also, love second panel - crazy eyes, evil grin, and great... hairstyle. Well there are your shirt buttons Dexam - its seems she unbuttoned them after all. Gratitous fanservice perhaps?
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Mackus · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 9:51 am Post subject:

wacko · Jumpin' Junior Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 6634

Good eye, Mackus. I didn't notice the buttons in this strip. Cookie must've deliberately unbuttoned her shirt before confronting Diana.

Though, what's up with quoting your own post? Confused

Deity Jeff · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 2:37 pm Post subject:

freeflier · Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 5:12 pm Post subject:

macdjord · Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 1:58 pm Post subject:

wacko:

Mr. Xibalba

CRFH!!! appears to be treating us with a girl fight tournament of sorts.

(Mr. Xibalba enters the character selection screen)

♪♫(select character theme)♪♫

BLUE. VEEERSUS. APRIIIL!

FIGHT!!!

(April's player starts kicking butt untill Blue's player enters Blue's Pavlovian Stroke special move)

K.O!!

BLUE. WINS!

♪♫(select character theme)♪♫

COOKIE. VEEERSUS. DIANAAA!

FIGHT???

If Cookie manages to taunt Diana into making her throw the first punch, then we'll have a second match in the CRFH!!! girl fight tournament. Do I dare to ask for a third match?

♪♫(select character theme)♪♫

MARSHAAA. VEEERSUS. MARY ANN!

How about a fourth?

LILY. VEEERSUS. MARGARET!

Even in we don't get to see a third of fourth match of this tournament, at least we are likely to see an Animality soon
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wacko · Jumpin' Junior Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 6634

Keep on dreaming, Mr. Xibalba. Razz

Though, that does remind me of when I played Dave in a video game...

Mackus · Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 4:57 am Post subject:

Yes, i did hit wrong button it seems. Oh well, forum allows only deleting last post.
Also, back to Cookies buttons (*snicker*), if unbuttoned appear on one side of clothing, then buttoned (the last one) should appear on on other side. Otherwise it means it is on the wrong side. Hope i made myself clear.
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wacko · Jumpin' Junior Joined: 12 Feb 2008 Posts: 6634

Cookie is certainly pushing some buttons. Wink